mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.
the difference between WATCH & WIFE .........
hai to bandh ho jati hai......
bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai
apne betese bola : Bevkuf kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
ko modelling ka bhoot chadha. So she posed with buffaloes.
paper published the picture with caption - Mayawati, 3rd from left.
Sardaar : Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai ?
Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai .....
one sent SMS to Sardar....... "bhejanewala mahan, padhanewala
angry and replied......
gadha, padhnewala mahan"
devi ka kounsa prasad India mein famous hai .......................
ka laloo prasad
found answer to most difficult question question ever
first - the chicken or the egg ?
jiska order pahele dooge, vo ayega !!!
Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam,
Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
so that u may live... 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
pronounce good English:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
U r a
good dog. Now stop barking.
Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin",
chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se kuchh dikhta hai nahi".
I mixed RUM
in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided
never to drink water again !!!
those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength
life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT