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Please do not laugh

Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.

 

What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE .........

Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......

Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai

 

Ek sardar apne betese bola : Bevkuf kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta: Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.

 

Mayawati ko modelling ka bhoot chadha. So she posed with buffaloes.

One news paper published the picture with caption - Mayawati, 3rd from left.

 

Doctor to Sardaar : Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai ?

Sardaar: Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai .....

 

Once some one sent SMS to Sardar....... "bhejanewala mahan, padhanewala

gadha"

Sardar got angry and replied......

"bhejanewala gadha, padhnewala mahan"

 

Kounsi devi ka kounsa prasad India mein famous hai .......................

Rabridevi ka laloo prasad

 

Sardar found answer to most difficult question question ever

What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?

O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, vo ayega !!!

 

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

 

Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?

1)Pray, so that u may live... 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

 

Can u pronounce good English:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.

Test results:

U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

 

Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se kuchh dikhta hai nahi".

 

 

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!

 

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength

2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT

 

 

Dedicated to Venkat Krishna, who forgot smiling after marriage !